Me and my workplace

Posted on the bulletin board at work:

WE HAVE KIDNAPPED THE DONKEY

To whom it may concern.
we have kidnapped the doneky (sic) and have it in hiding in a secure location.
For the safe return of the donkey, a ransom will have to be provided for a local charity.
Dont (sic) try to find the donkey or track us down as we have the swan vestas and a gallon of 4* at the ready. We have also hidden it from satelite (sic) view.
We await a reply. A ransom note will be posted soon.

Proof, I think, that I'm not the only bored one here.

Later . . .