Suddenly he went 'didn't want to do that'

Had my safety induction today. It was all fairly normal 'lift with your knees, not your back' stuff with only really two points of note. The first was the police constable, who seemed more concerned with underlining the fact that the UKAEA constabulary was a real police force than anything else. I must have heard 'We're not security guards' a half dozen times this morning.

The other was that a moustached Harry Enfield gave the fire safety talk. Didn't remind me of any specific character, but if he did a character who was a fireman then it would be this guy . . . except this guy was funny.

Suddenly he went trucking

Yorkie go in search of irony:

Latest advertising slogan: It's not for girls!
Latest promotion: Live like a pop idol!

I don't think I know any man that would get excited about that.

Suddenly he went all non-ugly

The photograph taken for my security pass is probably the best one in years. I had it taken without my specs, and the results were actually quite pleasing. Okay, I'm not going to be appearing on any magazine covers, but I'm at least up to Kid Presentable.

Later . . .