The first thing I saw was this:

Dear MR JONES
Congratulations! You have passed the category Car driving theory test. Your certificate confirming the pass accompanies this letter.

It's a small thing, I realise, but I'm happy. This means that, providing I pass the practical in two years, I won't have to take that bloody test again.

The first thing I saw was a letter to Shameful

St. Valentine's Day sucks.

Later . . .