Without anything to do

From the 'Wanted' bulletin board:

Item 1:

Forgiveness
Looking for forgiveness of my friend who caught me in bed with his gurlfriend. He is a great bloke and i feel very guilty. I am a very very bad person

Item 2:

A gurlfriend
looking for female company after breaking up with long term partner. (foung her in bed with my flatmate!!!)Im looking for a attractive 18-22 year old. She must have a gud sense of humour. I miss feeling the closeness so if your the right girl to fill this hole in me heart please come and see me and say hello.

Funny-sad . . .