Leaving Fusion Squared

Went Fusioneering with Tris, Tom and Big Ron again Saturday night. Tom, who last time ended the evening by slapping me round the face twice [entry, towards the end], decided that he neede to hook me up with someone and grabbed the nearest girl to hand and said 'Talk to Kev'.

Why did it have to be a brummie?

Don't get me wrong, she was a nice girl, but that accent, man . . .