All they left was a duff mouse

It's about time somebody took this computer out on to the green and set about it with a sledgehammer.

Any volunteers?

This week, my intellimouse is disrespecting me. Every so often, it just up and freezes, the little light goes out, and the mouse refuses to work. Whilst I'm perfectly capable of using my computer without the mouse, it's a pain in the arse.

If a woman disrespected me this much, I'd have asked her out by now.